Who else watched Jeopardy tonight because wtf, man.

One of the first categories was “80s Hit Makers” and the correct answers were Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson and George Michael. After the category was cleared, Alex Trebek was like “We didn’t trick any of you! Wow!” and and all the contestants gave him this like “Wait, was that supposed to be hard or something?” Jeopardy question-writers, y’all must be drunk.

Then the Final Jeopardy category was “Sex and the Constitution”, which Alex read as “Sex and…the ~~CoNsTiTuTiOn~~?” like he was so scandalized. Oh, and the correct response was the 19th Amendment, because it had to do with Women’s Suffrage. Only one contestant got it right. Only the one male contestant got it right. I was so irritated.

littlemslongears:

I just found Tom Servo and Crow in a Sonic the Hedgehog comic…..

What?

What the whaaaaat?

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Holy crap.

For some reason, captioning was only provided for one part of the episode, which was separated into three parts. Still, it’s ten minutes of pure lulz. Enjoy.

The gingerbread man data warehouse is where all the gingerbread IT guys work. Duh.

WHOA HOLD UP. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, GOLDILOCKS?

I want to say something smartass about this one, but unfortunately, I got nuthin’.

FULL OF AFFORDABLE MAGICAL ORGANIC PRODUCE!

WHAT, THE MAGICAL MARKET WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GWEN? GEEZ LOUISE!

FLAP OVER OBAMA’S WHAT, EXACTLY?

AND THEN EVERYTHING GOT ALL WEIRDLY POLITICAL.

MIKE THE COBBLER IS PARTICULARLY FOND OF 1984, ALTHOUGH ANIMAL FARM COMES IN A VERY CLOSE SECOND.

YEAH, FUCK YOU, SIGN. YOU’RE MEANINGLESS. GET OUT OF HERE.

WHY ARE YOU ON WELFARE MICKY? YOU’RE AN INKEEPER. STOP LEECHING OFF THE SYSTEM.

AND THEN PETER OF TORK AND GWEN DISCUSS CONGRESS OR SOMETHING.

…AND PETER PERFECTLY DESCRIBES MY FEELINGS ON THE 2012 REPUBLICAN PRIMARIES…ALL THE WAY FROM 1968. DUDE’S A TIMELORD.

THE DRAGON IS TRYING TO APPEAL TO HIS AUDIENCE, AT LEAST ONE THIRD OF HIS AUDIENCE.

And then it went to the third part and I couldn’t watch it with captions.

Sadness.

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404jimmypagenotfound:

s0ngfordeadtime:

werard-gay:

nelsoncuntz:

batteriesnotincluded:

I genuinely thought this was a slice of toasted brown bread.

oh my GOD

oh my gdosagklfheadgf

deer GOD

what the hell

That is the most unfortunate photograph of a hat I’ve ever seen.

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introducealittleanarchy:

penworthy:

crimson-delight-eleven:

the-vashta-nerada:

CBS IS MAKING A MODERN SHERLOCK

CBS has bought Sherlock Holmes, a drama project from CBS TV Studios and studio-based Timberman/Beverly Prods., which is described as a modern take on the cases of the pipe-smoking private eye created by Arthur Conan Doyle. Rob Doherty is writing and will executive produce with Sarah Timberman and Carl Beverly.

(source)

um. what.

a-cockwork-orange:

lol

This is so stupid but I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.

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kitschyliving:

all i can remember about these guys is that they were a band in 1974, and German

Either my fever is WAY worse than i thought, or those dudes are on stilts. I’m so confused right now.

billboardbb:

Lowell Tautchin, Milo Spijkers | Lanvin FW11

Why can’t I stop laughing?

Why. Can’t. I. Stop. Laughing?

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I’m such a glutton for pain, but I love going on Yahoo News to see what the crazy users have to say about various happenings. Here’s what I’ve gathered from the opinions of Yahoo News commenters regarding Hurricane Irene (No, seriously):

• The hurricane is God punishing the US for electing Obama
• The hurricane is God punishing NY for legalizing same-sex marriage.
• Barack Obama is going to blame the hurricane on Republicans and the Tea Party.
• You won’t die in a hurricane if you believe in God, because true Christians don’t die by accident.
• Barack Obama is a socialist Muslim who’s secretly Kenyan and if you don’t understand how this connects to Hurricane Irene you obviously hate America.
• It’s okay if Liberals die in this hurricane, because Liberals are socialists who hate America.
• The government shouldn’t help anyone affected by extreme weather because that’s just socialism and smaller government is better.

And don’t even get me started on the rampant homophobia, racism and antisemitism in the comments. Ay dios mio.

Good Lord, this website and the people who comment on it. It makes me want to laugh and throw things at the same time.

404jimmypagenotfound:

pizza-planet:

nakedrussia:

the-summoner:

ap0calypsed00med:

“Tik Tok” by Ke$ha and “Come Together” by The Beatles mashup

O_O

oH MY GOG, hOW DO i OWN THIS SONG RIGHT FUCKING NOW,

LOL

WHY DID I ENJOY THIS omg it’s funny

bringing this back

~*haters gonna hate*~

I…I’m not sure how to feel about this.

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daily-tumbles:

Fuck I wish this would happen to me.

You have to follow this blog, it’s amazing

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fuckinfrenchtoast:

no-need-for-pants:

miyomo:

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castielismyhomeboy:

i like musicals but not the music part

i like glee, but not the singing part

i like nickelback but not the nickelback part

 I like Klaine but not the gay part.

I like JTHM but not the Killing part

I like Yu-Gi-Oh but not the card games part.

I like Supernatural but not the demons part.

I like Hetalia, but not the countries part.

I like Dora the Explorer, but not the Spanish part.

i like assassin’s creed but not the killing

i like garfield but not the cat part

I like Portal, but not the Portals part

Also I like spongebob :) but not the sponge part

also I like tumblr :) but not the awkward females part

I like classical music but not the instrument part.

I like Mystery Science Theater 3000 but not the talking robots part.