For some reason, captioning was only provided for one part of the episode, which was separated into three parts. Still, it’s ten minutes of pure lulz. Enjoy.
The gingerbread man data warehouse is where all the gingerbread IT guys work. Duh.
WHOA HOLD UP. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, GOLDILOCKS?
I want to say something smartass about this one, but unfortunately, I got nuthin’.
FULL OF AFFORDABLE MAGICAL ORGANIC PRODUCE!
WHAT, THE MAGICAL MARKET WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GWEN? GEEZ LOUISE!
FLAP OVER OBAMA’S WHAT, EXACTLY?
AND THEN EVERYTHING GOT ALL WEIRDLY POLITICAL.
MIKE THE COBBLER IS PARTICULARLY FOND OF 1984, ALTHOUGH ANIMAL FARM COMES IN A VERY CLOSE SECOND.
YEAH, FUCK YOU, SIGN. YOU’RE MEANINGLESS. GET OUT OF HERE.
WHY ARE YOU ON WELFARE MICKY? YOU’RE AN INKEEPER. STOP LEECHING OFF THE SYSTEM.
AND THEN PETER OF TORK AND GWEN DISCUSS CONGRESS OR SOMETHING.
…AND PETER PERFECTLY DESCRIBES MY FEELINGS ON THE 2012 REPUBLICAN PRIMARIES…ALL THE WAY FROM 1968. DUDE’S A TIMELORD.
THE DRAGON IS TRYING TO APPEAL TO HIS AUDIENCE, AT LEAST ONE THIRD OF HIS AUDIENCE.
And then it went to the third part and I couldn’t watch it with captions.